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Comedy Central
Oct 9, 2012 10:30am PDT
. (cheers and applause) for over 60,000 california foster children, extra curricular activities help provide a sense of identity and a path to success. joining the soccer team. getting help with math. going to prom. i want to learn to swim. it's hard to feel normal, when you can't do the normal things. to help, sleep train is collecting donations for the extra activities that, for most kids, are a normal part of growing up. not everyone can be a foster parent... but anyone can help a foster child. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: folks, welcome back, everybody. nation, no matter who wins the presidency this november, election day will have dramatic consequences for the true center of american power. state legislatures. because in 2012 state house and senate campaigns are seeing more action than albanians who [bleep] with liam neeson. need proof? look no further than arkansas where billionaire brothers charles and david koch have pledged to spend nearly $1 million on republicans in both houses of the arkansas legislature. to put that in perspective, the entire state of arkansas has never con
Comedy Central
Oct 9, 2012 11:30pm PDT
, in the face of this surge, obama has become desperate. yesterday at a california fund fund-raiser he warned the audience what it's gonna take to win saying "we're only going to do it if everybody is almost obsessive for the next 29 days." (laughter) that's right, obama supporters, right now you're only logged on to his web site, facebook page, twitter feed, youtube channel, mobile app, pinterest board, tumblr, flickr, spotify, storify and ins gram. he needs you to commence! folks, i'm worried obama's followers are obsessive enough to pull this thing off. actually, i think they're obsessive-compulsive. how else could he have raised $181 million in donations last month-- 98% of which were under $250! clearly his followers click the "donate" button, touch all the doorknobs in their house, donate again, then recheck the doorknobs because last time they might have touched one of them in the wrong spot. (laughter) so for their own mental health i want to address all of the obama supporters out there. guys, the president's counting on you to be obsessive. so on november 6-you should definitely go
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